Saturday, July 26, 2008

DARK KNIGHT = DARK SUCK



YourFriendOnFacebook is was blown away by Dark Knight after seeing it for the 7th time in IMAX sooo college.
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Get over it, people.

Let us be honest for a second because this is an honest place (T-Shirts & Shit). The "Dark Knight" was so-so. It wasn't the raddest movie ever made, it didn't "blow minds" (at least mine), and it totally f'ing blew other things.

Reasons why:

1. If Heath wasn't in the film, it would have blown harder than it did.
2. Whoever decided that it was "ok" to replace Katie Holmes with frumpy face Gyllenhaal should be dismissed from life.
3. Two Face was amazing, maybe even deserving of his own movie entirely. Why off him so quickly when he had so much left to give? If that spoiled it for you, my bad.
4. TOO LONG.

In conclusion, the movie was entertaining and Heath was solid. Let's get real though kids, it didn't blow minds. Bottom line: original was better. Let's make some money.

$.07 USD

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